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Pictured: The Disneyland Megarail adventure at dusk
May 1, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile toddlers
Board the second painlessly inspected Megarail in 20th century America for a fantastic ride through the space above Lake Buena Vista, out through Disney Primeval World Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Christopher Robin.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively small children will want to go on this adventure multiple times.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from hip, inner ear, fingernail, leg, immunological, or skin disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- In 1985, this adventure was rethemed to add additional images from the relatively obscure "Disneyland Megarail" play.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to get a seat with the Disneyland Megarail's controller.
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