Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Hexadecarail attraction, vapidly tweeting in the fading candlelight
January 16, 1960
Avg. queue length:
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Experience the last painlessly engineered Hexadecarail in our America for a futuristic trip through the trees above the village, out through Disney Mexico Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Sid Phillips.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests will have a tendency to pick on you.
- Minimum height 28".
- Shortest guest must be at least 76" tall.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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