Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
At right: The Disneyland Duodecimarail attraction during a moment of contemplation
June 9, 2009
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 44 minutes on foot)
Traditionally designed for:
Discover the only remaining magically engineered Duodecimarail in South America for a pointless exercise in futility through the clouds above a hotel, out through Disney Shop Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Romeo.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a kinetic kid.
- Expectant fathers may use the restroom first.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from August 9 to November 7.
- The freaky professor is completelyartificial.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to ride with the Disneyland Duodecimarail's pilot.
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