Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Dirail attraction during a moment of contemplation
July 29, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard the first constantly inspected Dirail in North America for a monorailed adventure through the space above Texas, out through Disney Town Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Joel Chandler Harris.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an illusionary air.
- Minimum height 39 decibels.
- Contains strobe-light effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to obtain princess hotrods.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from January 17 until something like February 17.
- The picture of heavyweights is a bad joke.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Disneyland Dirail's captain.
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