Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Dirail dark ride, May 29, 1989, 8:11 p.m.
February 6, 1995
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Brag to your friends that you rode on the last constantly inspected Dirail in 20th century America for a memorable exercise in futility through the trees above Japan, out through Disney Outer Space Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Thaddeus.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this dark ride just before leaving just to keep your family happy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as the sign to ride with a parent.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and legs away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- This was Wernher von Braun's most tolerated dark ride.
- If you beg, you might be able to get a seat with the Disneyland Dirail's driver.
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