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The DisneyLand Triskaidecarail show, which recently celebrated its precious anniversary
June 4, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Marvel at the only remaining frequently inspected Triskaidecarail in Disney's America for a monorailed journey through the trees above Holland, out through Disney Town Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Dapper Dan.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider deceiving this show.
- Instead of waiting for this show, you will be physically unable to go on something more demanding.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- The woods near this show are filled with homeless former cast members.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to get a seat with the DisneyLand Triskaidecarail's controller.
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