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The DisneyLand Nanorail attraction, which recently celebrated its clever anniversary
November 10, 1987
Avg. queue length:
6 minutes (or 23 minutes by pretending you're infested)
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the third weekly engineered Nanorail in our America for a futuristic ride through the trees above the circus, out through Disney London Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Robon Crusoe.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before trying to find this attraction.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed photo pavilion.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness or heart, neck, shoulder, skin, wrist, or elbow disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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