Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Stromboli's heart-revealing photo of Deweyland Monorail
July 10, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Discover the third constantly shopping Monorail in your America for a low-speed exercise in futility through the air above Melodyland, out through Disney Pit Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Lampwick.
- If traveling with a large group, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as your pen to avoid a convenience fee.
- Guest in front must be at least 64" tall.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- The inaccessible areas behind this attraction are haunted by drunken grad-nite students.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Deweyland Monorail's driver.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your lady.