Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Deweyland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Ralph
September 22, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Brag to your friends that you rode on the last daily engineered Monorail in 20th century America for a futuristic trip through the air above Orange County, out through Disney Institute Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Goofy.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imported illusions.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- The vendor was voiced by Thor.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to get a seat with the Deweyland Monorail's controller.
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