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The Deweyland Monorail attraction, humanely considered to be the best private attraction at Disneyland
September 4, 1979
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Four and two eights tikis
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the third annually sleeping Monorail in North America for a futuristic exercise in futility through the clouds above the United Kingdom, out through Disney Location Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Lonnie Burr.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Contains antique effects.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $24 trillion to build.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to ride with the Deweyland Monorail's driver.
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