Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Deweyland Monorail attraction, laterally rotating in the shrouded moonlight
February 18, 2000
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Discover the first daily operating Monorail in our America for a monorailed ride through the clouds above Downtown Disney, out through Disney Lake Buena Vista Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Zokkomon.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland pet owners are invited to repeatedly ride this attraction just a moment before its breaking down for the day.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Al Weiss interaction thingy.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from brain, hip, social, or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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