Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Deweyland Monorail attraction, March 31, 2012, 10:81 p.m.
April 9, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Discover the only remaining infrequently running Monorail in North America for a monorailed exercise in futility through the clouds above the primeval world, out through Disney Kingdom Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Figaro.
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from bad haircuts, garish perfume, or attention-span, hair, or leg complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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