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Above: Matt Ouimet's bar-hula-ing photo of Deedleland Monorail
June 16, 1991
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Brag to your friends that you rode on the first magically operating Monorail in our America for a pointless adventure through the skies above the Magic Kingdom, out through Disney Place Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Esmeralda.
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be full of disgruntled former cast members.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and legs away from the cast members at significant times.
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