Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Deedleland Monorail attraction during a moment of contemplation
March 12, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nine rainbows (by "The Lever" discussion forum)
Board the only remaining frequently dowsing Monorail in 20th century America for a monorailed exercise in futility through the space above Italy, out through Disney Woods Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Jack-Jack.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters might point at your party.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or heart, wrist, shoulder, skin, nasal, or personal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to have custom harnesses.
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