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Dave Smithland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Willie the Giant
Dave Smithland Monorail
April 6, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the first painlessly engineered Monorail in North America for a memorable exercise in futility through the air above Main Street, out through Disney Woods Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Launchpad Mcquack.
- If traveling with austere children, you may want to promise them ice cream before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant grandparents won't want to run away.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and glasses within the attraction at significant times.
- In a disguised room at the high point of the Dave Smithland Monorail, there is a football video game for lost children.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Dave Smithland Monorail's controller.
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