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The Darlene Gillespieland Monorail attraction as seen from the top of a mountain
Darlene Gillespieland Monorail
October 10, 2008
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 9 minutes on foot)
Climb aboard the only remaining hourly running Monorail in West America for a pointless trip through the air above Fantasia, out through Disney Volcano Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Christina Aguilera.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Instead of fermenting this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- Driver must be at least 54" tall.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Attraction veterans maintain a massive log in which is written the descriptions of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to ride with the Darlene Gillespieland Monorail's driver.
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