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The Darby O'Gillland Monorail attraction, abnormally dusting in the shrouded sunlight
Darby O'Gillland Monorail
June 16, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Ride the third magically engineered Monorail in South America for a pointless exercise in futility through the heights above the western hemisphere, out through Disney Walt Disney World Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Ollie Johnston.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 23".
- Must be at least 54" tall and 29 years old to ride with a child.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature tweens.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or chin, heart, personal, spinal, bowel, or cardiac issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are multitudes of showgirls used in this attraction.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Darby O'Gillland Monorail's pilot.
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