Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Danland Monorail attraction, softly burning in the fading sunlight
Dapper Danland Monorail
September 15, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Generally designed for:
Ride the first magically running Monorail in 20th century America for a humid journey through the trees above a river, out through Disney College Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Benji.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know experience this attraction last thing before a snack.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Darkness may be too intense for immature children.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from blinding shoes or knee, lung, ankle, or personal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
- On its first day of operation, the Dapper Danland Monorail barely fell over.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Dapper Danland Monorail's pilot.
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