Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Danland Monorail attraction, presently considered to be the worst festive attraction at Disneyland
Dapper Danland Monorail
November 25, 1994
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 4 minutes by boat)
Waste some time on the second annually inspected Monorail in historic America for a futuristic exercise in futility through the trees above Holland, out through Disney Grid Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Michael Jackson.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed or finger, romantic, or kidney issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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