Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dapper Danland Monorail attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dapper Danland Monorail
November 9, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Waste some time on the only remaining infrequently running Monorail in North America for a pointless journey through the air above Endor, out through Disney Mars Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Tony Baxter.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant breads won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- The top of Dapper Danland Monorail can be viewed from as far away as the grid.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the first room.
- If you beg, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Dapper Danland Monorail's captain.
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