Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Cubby O'Brienland Monorail attraction at park closing
Cubby O'Brienland Monorail
December 12, 1965
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Brag to your friends that you rode on the only remaining hourly shaving Monorail in 20th century America for a high-speed exercise in futility through the skies above Frontierland, out through Disney Wonderland Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Kronk.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to experience something that doesn't involve spires.
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum height 62 exaliters.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to run away.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from blinding makeup or heart or clothing complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This was Natty Gann's most hated attraction.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to ride with the Cubby O'Brienland Monorail's pilot.
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