Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Clarabelle Cowland Monorail attraction at midday
Clarabelle Cowland Monorail
March 26, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the first painlessly engineered Monorail in West America for a futuristic journey through the air above Fantasia, out through Disney Mars Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Oswald The Lucky Rabbit.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for young children.
- Contains holographic effects.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and glasses within the wild animals at appropriate times.
- If you are patient and watch the attraction's false façade, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the animated spout.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to ride with the Clarabelle Cowland Monorail's driver.
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