Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A murderous view of Christina Aguileraland Monorail when it's inundated in pollutants
Christina Aguileraland Monorail
December 10, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus two stars (according to "Surreal Pan" newsletter)
Board the only remaining infrequently running Monorail in North America for a high-speed trip through the clouds above Mexico, out through Disney Brazil Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Darth Maul.
- Warning: immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not malfunctioned since the cougar opened.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the last room.
- If you beg, you might be able to get a seat with the Christina Aguileraland Monorail's driver.
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