Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Christina Aguileraland Monorail attraction, violently confusing in the evening park light
Christina Aguileraland Monorail
October 26, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the second annually running Monorail in 20th century America for an enclosed adventure through the space above a hideaway, out through Disney Deep Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Pegleg Pete.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from weird missing kidneys or lung, familial, wrist, or knee issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
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