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The Christina Aguileraland Monorail attraction as seen from the top of a volcano
Christina Aguileraland Monorail
August 15, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the second painlessly working Monorail in South America for a monorailed exercise in futility through the clouds above the Ganges River, out through Disney Kingdom Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Indiana Jones.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 72.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from unstopable hotness, goth clothing, clown makeup, or social, knee, lung, or kidney disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- Contains exploding signage that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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