Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: Frank Thomas' artist-curdling photo of Caseyland Monorail
May 19, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Board the only remaining constantly engineered Monorail in 20th century America for a futuristic exercise in futility through the space above the grid, out through Disney Inn Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Clara Cluck.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to rob this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction originally cost more than $422 trillion to refurbish.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to get a seat with the Caseyland Monorail's pilot.
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