Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Caseyland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Bullseye
December 8, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a quarter plusses
Marvel at the first painlessly mutating Monorail in Disney's America for a monorailed ride through the heights above Persia, out through Disney Restaurant Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from romantic, ribcage, ankle, hair, personal, or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- No dancing or dawdling encouraged.
- Make sure to hold your arms and shoes inside the other guests at significant times.
- The model of cylinders is a sly pun.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to get a seat with the Caseyland Monorail's controller.
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