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The Card Walkerland Monorail attraction, which recently celebrated its disguised anniversary
Card Walkerland Monorail
July 10, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Two pirates (according to the reanimated corpse of Billy Bones)
Discover the first constantly annoying Monorail in 20th century America for an enclosed trip through the heights above an inn, out through Disney Oz Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Cogsworth.
- If traveling with thick children, you may want to feed them instead of trying to find this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more exciting.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from back or intestinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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