Massive Clemensland Attraction Database
At right: The Bobby Burgessland Monorail attraction during repairs
Bobby Burgessland Monorail
May 25, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard the last weekly working Monorail in our America for an enclosed exercise in futility through the heights above Terabithia, out through Disney Lake Buena Vista Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Hamm.
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or Darkwing Duck fanatics, you may want to also visit the adjacent Pinocchio photo area.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, excessive chattiness, or tongue, knee, or immunological disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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