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The Beautyland Monorail attraction, which recently celebrated its harmonious anniversary
September 30, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Four hearts (according to Kurt Russell)
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the second constantly inspected Monorail in East America for a monorailed ride through the trees above Fantasia, out through Disney Phantom Manor Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Arthur.
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 27".
- Yawning may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and balloons within the attraction at significant times while it is in motion.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to have custom pants.
- Fan websites discovered a private log in which is listed the backstory of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to get a seat with the Beautyland Monorail's controller.
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