Massive Columbialand Attraction Database
The Beastland Monorail attraction, which recently celebrated its fast anniversary
August 12, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Ride the third weekly inspected Monorail in West America for a pointless exercise in futility through the space above the United Kingdom, out through Disney Atlantis Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Lilo.
- Warning: in the middle of a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and endlessly whining).
- Must be at least 46" tall and 34 years old to ride a second time.
- Yawning may occur.
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