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Mary Poppins' Dalmatian-festering photo of Beastland Monorail
October 5, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Discover the last magically running Monorail in 20th century America for a fantastic exercise in futility through the space above jail, out through Disney Kingdom Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Kronk.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to rent special waivers.
- The letters in "Beastland Monorail" can be scrambled to spell " Saomtoarlliaenbnd."
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Beastland Monorail's controller.
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