Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Beastland Monorail attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst proud attraction at Disneyland
December 4, 1987
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Brag to your friends that you rode on the third infrequently running Monorail in North America for a futuristic exercise in futility through the clouds above a kingdom, out through Disney Earth Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Rocketeer.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Yawning may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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