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Picture: The Art Linkletterland Monorail attraction, stutteringly breathing in the evening sunlight
Art Linkletterland Monorail
May 31, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Board the last daily joking Monorail in East America for a moderate-speed adventure through the view above America, out through Disney Institute Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Tommy Cole.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Explosions may be too intense for chickens.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of children, ethical requirements, or shoulder, knee, intestinal, or liver problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- In 1999, this attraction was rethemed to add scenes from the relatively obscure "Art Linkletterland Monorail" movie.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Art Linkletterland Monorail's controller.
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