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The Aidaland Monorail thrill ride, curtly whirling in the fading sunlight
February 25, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard the last daily inspected Monorail in Disney's America for a pointless exercise in futility through the heights above the world, out through Disney Germany Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Oswald The Lucky Rabbit.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this thrill ride.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland legends are invited to get stuck on this thrill ride less than a half hour preceeding everyone else.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, high blood pressure, excessive cluelessness, or heart, inner ear, ribcage, back, hair, or brain problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
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