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The Constable EO Tribute dark ride, April 27, 1972, 5:42 p.m.
Constable EO Tribute
March 13, 1986
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Relive the long forgotten Constable EO dark ride in all it's videotaped amazement! You will be depressed by this retro-cool sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the innovating, self-grabbing, moon-teetering legend, Practical Pig.
- Warning: small children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times, and may rebel if you don't let them.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or heart or chin complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During weather, this dark ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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