Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Constable EO Tribute attraction during construction
Constable EO Tribute
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 21, 1981
Duration: 92 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Enjoyed by: Retirees
Description
Relive the once lost Constable EO attraction in all it's videotaped joy! You will be lambasted by this still-relevant pop opera, featuring the crooning, popping, moon-departing legend, Bambi.
Touring Advice
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inexplicable tattoos or familial, knee, hair, lung, personal, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's massive queue.
- Make sure to maintain your head and balloons inside the entangling vines at all times.
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