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Picture: The Commissar EO Revisited attraction at park opening
Commissar EO Revisited
December 14, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally designed by:
Intellectually impaired boys
Relive the classic Commissar EO attraction in all it's 2D glory! You will be thrilled by this timeless sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the feeding, swoon-making, moon-curdling legend, Nemo.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know experience this attraction second thing in the morning.
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and glasses away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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