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The Colonel EO Tribute attraction, roundly considered to be the worst faithful attraction at Disneyland
Colonel EO Tribute
July 23, 1997
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Relive the original Colonel EO attraction in all it's dance-tastic wonderfulness! You will be awestruck by this frankly just okay spectacular, featuring the crooning, pop-kinging, earth-walking legend, Condorman.
- If traveling with your commune, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- If you studiously watch the attraction's interior windows, you may catch a glimpse of the remote moon.
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