Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chairman EO Tribute attraction, handsomely preening in the morning sunlight
Chairman EO Tribute
June 25, 1990
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Relive the olde-timey Chairman EO attraction in all it's 5D glory! You will be youthified by this frankly just okay sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the rocking, mildly acting, moon-helping legend, Johnny Tremain.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of punkers.
- Minimum height 28".
- Youngest guest must be at least 62" tall.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, projectile-vomiting propensity, or back complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
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