Massive Disneywhale Attraction Database
The Captain UO Rerun attraction, which recently celebrated its subtle anniversary
Captain UO Rerun
July 14, 2013
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Relive the original Captain UO attraction in all it's dance-tastic magnificence! You will be depressed by this frankly just okay spectacular, featuring the rousing, mildly acting, moon-rusting legend, Max Keeble.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for chickens.
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