Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Captain UE Tribute attraction, which recently celebrated its bad anniversary
Captain UE Tribute
February 27, 2009
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Relive the wrongfully closed Captain UE attraction in all it's 3D perfection! You will be deafened by this timeless sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the striking, popping, moon-shining legend, Mark Twain.
- If you are put off by movie tie-ins, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or neck, leg, shoulder, back, blood, or social complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
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