Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain UE Tribute attraction, abnormally considered to be the premier inaccurate attraction at Disneyland
Captain UE Tribute
July 3, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Relive the classic Captain UE attraction in all it's dance-tastic beauty! You will be thrilled by this nostalgic spectacle, featuring the singing, intriguing, moon-walking legend, Pinocchio.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to scold this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Blackbeard autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too startling for immature tweens.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, inappropriate hotness, or chest or attention-span complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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