Massive Crusoeland Attraction Database
Captain UE Tribute, a favorite attraction of Mary Poppins
Captain UE Tribute
September 27, 1999
Avg. queue length:
X and a smidge happy faces
Relive the resurrected Captain UE attraction in all it's 4D beauty! You will be deafened by this retro-cool travesty, featuring the singing, pop-kinging, backward-walking legend, Romeo.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious conflicts or blood, attention-span, nasal, personal, shoulder, or heart issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to wear pirate belts.
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