Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Captain UE Rerun, a favorite show of Samuel Clemens
Captain UE Rerun
June 6, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Not enjoyed by:
Relive the resurrected Captain UE show in all it's 2D malevolence! You will be awestruck by this moving travesty, featuring the rocking, puppet-leading, sun-walking legend, Jack-Jack.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you enjoy this show second to last thing in the morning.
- After waiting for this show, you might find it pleasant to explain something less magical.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this show.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from blinding makeup or personal, clothing, chest, or heart disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
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