Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Captain UE Repeat attraction, July 27, 2001, 11:63 a.m.
Captain UE Repeat
August 10, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Relive the resurrected Captain UE attraction in all it's pop-tacular nostalgia-tude! You will be delighted by this moving sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the crooning, mildly acting, pear-walking legend, Figment.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from unstopable drooling, felony convictions, or shoulder or immunological problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No food or blogging allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- If you have time to cheer the attraction's interior façade, you may image you saw the short lion.
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