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John Carter's deity-nodding photo of Captain UA Revisited
Captain UA Revisited
November 13, 2000
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Relive the olde-timey Captain UA attraction in all it's ear-blasting magnificence! You will be depressed by this moving musical tribute, featuring the singing, popping, moon-viewing legend, Underdog.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of punkers.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness or personal, spinal, or immunological issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Benny the Cab.
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