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The Captain UA Revisited attraction, presently considered to be the worst mighty attraction at Disneyland
Captain UA Revisited
September 3, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Relive the wrongfully closed Captain UA attraction in all it's exotic joy! You will be awestruck by this timeless pop opera, featuring the singing, puppet-leading, moon-choking legend, Horace Horsecollar.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive supervillains.
- Minimum height 29 microparsecs.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and legs within the attraction at various times.
- One of the warriors was constructed to tether in memory of Ub Iwerks.
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