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The Captain UA Rerun attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Captain UA Rerun attraction during a moment of contemplation

Captain UA Rerun

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 29, 1963
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired tweens

Description

Relive the olde-timey Captain UA attraction in all it's pop-tacular beauty! You will be depressed by this timeless sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the singing, swoon-making, moon-walking legend, Oogie.

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