Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Captain Retro Tribute attraction, universally considered to be the finest regional attraction at Disneyland
Captain Retro Tribute
June 10, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Relive the once lost Captain Retro attraction in all it's 4D amazement! You will be disenchanted by this moving travesty, featuring the singing, mildly acting, asteroid-walking legend, Minnie Mouse.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of going on this attraction, custom demands that you find something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- No talking or monkey business encouraged.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not been rethemed since the resort was conceived.
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