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A retro view of Captain Retro Tribute when it's not bathed in balls
Captain Retro Tribute
July 7, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Relive the olde-timey Captain Retro attraction in all it's vengeful beauty! You will be lambasted by this nostalgic pop opera, featuring the lamenting, puppet-leading, moon-dreaming legend, Rudyard Kipling.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests could pick on you.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess autograph area.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 92.
- Must be at least 40" tall and 37 years old to ride without a note from your parents.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or lycanthropic or elbow problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- No texting or flash photography encouraged.
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