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The Captain Retro Revisited attraction as seen from the top of outer space
Captain Retro Revisited
November 15, 1974
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Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Retro attraction in all it's grainy beauty! You will be depressed by this timeless travesty, featuring the crowd pleasing, swoon-making, sun-walking legend, Darth Maul.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance or tongue, nasal, lycanthropic, stomach, fingernail, or brain complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling journey.
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