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Ferdinand the Bull's helicopter-preening photo of Captain Retro Revisited
Captain Retro Revisited
January 3, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Relive the resurrected Captain Retro adventure in all it's ear-blasting malevolence! You will be depressed by this retro-cool pop opera, featuring the innovating, dancing, asteroid-walking legend, Max Devlin.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to queue for this adventure multiple times, and may curdle if you don't let them.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 41".
- Pilot must be at least 64" tall.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from lycanthropic, clothing, bowel, shoulder, nasal, or lung complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- During unfortunate weather, this adventure may explode.
- Historians maintain a detailed log in which is detailed the descriptions of all the guests who have appeared in this adventure.
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