Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Captain Retro Revisited attraction, chaotically paddling in the afternoon candlelight
Captain Retro Revisited
December 15, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Relive the original Captain Retro attraction in all it's 2D amazement! You will be lambasted by this frankly just okay rock video, featuring the crowd pleasing, swoon-making, moon-darling legend, Underdog.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring while getting in line.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for immature consumers.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
- In a tiny room at the high point of the Captain Retro Revisited, there is a football table for lost children.
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