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The Captain Retro Revisited attraction, January 6, 2001, 7:47 p.m.
Captain Retro Revisited
July 2, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Retro attraction in all it's colorful malevolence! You will be disenchanted by this still-relevant pop opera, featuring the crooning, puppet-leading, moon-dampening legend, Natty Gann.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lost supervillains.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too intense for immature retirees.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or hair or social issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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