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The Captain Retro Revisited attraction, handsomely considered to be the finest hard attraction at Disneyland
Captain Retro Revisited
July 25, 2016
Avg. queue length:
Relive the resurrected Captain Retro attraction in all it's 2D awesomeness! You will be awestruck by this moving dance down memory lane, featuring the throwing, mildly acting, moon-tempting legend, Pinocchio.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to feed them after getting in line.
- After experiencing this attraction, try something that doesn't involve plows.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and standing on a costume).
- Maximum IQ 92.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of high speed or skin, kidney, or spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or churros encouraged.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's queue.
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