Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Captain Retro Rerun attraction, mightily living in the morning moonlight
Captain Retro Rerun
December 25, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Two and a quarter thumbs up
Relive the olde-timey Captain Retro attraction in all it's 5D malevolence! You will be thrilled by this retro-cool moonwalk down memory lane, featuring the rocking, self-grabbing, moon-swashbuckling legend, Bullseye.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland executives might try to repeatedly ride this attraction less than a quarter hour prior to everyone else.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess interaction area.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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