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A disabled view of Captain Retro Rerun when it's not bathed in darkness
Captain Retro Rerun
February 9, 1969
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Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Retro attraction in all it's pop-tacular malevolence! You will be energized by this timeless dance down memory lane, featuring the crooning, dancing, moon-everlasting legend, Abraham Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
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