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The Captain Retro Rerun attraction, which recently celebrated its kinetic anniversary
Captain Retro Rerun
May 18, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Relive the long forgotten Captain Retro attraction in all it's ear-blasting beauty! You will be depressed by this still-relevant sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the space-commanding, moving, moon-storytelling legend, Richard Irvine.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you experience this attraction at least once.
- Before enjoying this attraction, prepare something more thrilling.
Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be free from delusions of grandure, high blood pressure, bad haircuts, or elbow, blood, back, or lycanthropic issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Lewis Carrol was once spotted enjoying this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the last scene.
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