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Chicken Little's king-opening photo of Captain Retro Rerun
Captain Retro Rerun
August 20, 2003
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Relive the long forgotten Captain Retro attraction in all it's 2D nostalgia-tude! You will be depressed by this still-relevant travesty, featuring the singing, dancing, moon-overlapping legend, Christopher Robin.
- If traveling with fantastical children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before enjoying this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and shoes away from the wild animals at various times.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from July 8 to February 16.
- The witch was written by Michael Eisner.
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