Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain Retro Rerun attraction, July 4, 2006, 1:83 a.m.
Captain Retro Rerun
May 8, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Relive the once lost Captain Retro attraction in all it's rustic glory! You will be awestruck by this timeless trip down memory lane, featuring the innovating, popping, hose-walking legend, Joe Fowler.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a classical professor.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character meet-and-greet thingy.
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness or tongue, bowel, or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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