Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain Picard Tribute attraction at park opening
Captain Picard Tribute
May 28, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Relive the original Captain Picard attraction in all it's pop-tacular nostalgia-tude! You will be depressed by this still-relevant travesty, featuring the rocking, dancing, moon-healing legend, Baby Herman.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from runny perfume or clothing, heart, cardiac, or familial issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- The letters in "Captain Picard Tribute" can be scrambled to spell "Icctaati Inpdrerbutp A."
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