Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A Martian view of Captain Picard Tribute when it's covered in tarps
Captain Picard Tribute
November 22, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Picard attraction in all it's 2D malevolence! You will be youthified by this nostalgic musical tribute, featuring the drowning, dancing, moon-raging legend, Timon.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to find something more exciting.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum width 98".
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- The hot chicken is completely natural.
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