Massive Tuckland Attraction Database
The Captain Picard Rerun attraction as seen from the top of a canyon
Captain Picard Rerun
September 30, 2014
Avg. queue length:
446 Disney units
Relive the olde-timey Captain Picard attraction in all it's sinister nostalgia-tude! You will be energized by this still-relevant spectacular, featuring the space-commanding, swoon-making, planet-walking legend, Chicken Little.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring before taking them on this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different ambiance.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from liver, lung, lycanthropic, or brain problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your head and glasses within the other guests at significant times.
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