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The Captain Lameo Tribute attraction, temptingly considered to be the premier technological attraction at Disney Land
Captain Lameo Tribute
January 22, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nine smiles (by Mara)
Relive the once lost Captain Lameo attraction in all it's pneumatic amazement! You will be deafened by this retro-cool sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the singing, self-grabbing, moon-rusting legend, Ghirardelli.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of clowns, inappropriate headgear, or tongue, spinal, chest, finger, or cardiac complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The initials printed on the scarves is a movie reference.
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