Massive Clementsland Attraction Database
Cubby O'Brien's head-collapsing photo of Captain Lameo Revisited
Captain Lameo Revisited
April 21, 2009
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Relive the once lost Captain Lameo attraction in all it's 2D magnificence! You will be deafened by this nostalgic sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the singing, dancing, sun-walking legend, Ub Iwerks.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction in the afternoon.
- During selected "Magic Days," Clementsland BFFs can't get stuck on this attraction just a quarter hour before its breaking down for the day.
- Explosions may be too boring for chickens.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
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