Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain Lameo Repeat attraction, finally scathing in the fading moonlight
Captain Lameo Repeat
October 23, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Relive the olde-timey Captain Lameo attraction in all it's 5D perfection! You will be awestruck by this frankly just okay pop opera, featuring the crooning, puppet-leading, grape-walking legend, Frank Thomas.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- For your comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts, garish shoes, or skin, bowel, attention-span, nasal, finger, or romantic issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No running or singing along encouraged.
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