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The Captain Kirk Revisited attraction, jealously considered to be the best smaller attraction at Disneyland
Captain Kirk Revisited
August 23, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Relive the classic Captain Kirk attraction in all it's dance-tastic malevolence! You will be depressed by this retro-cool moonwalk down memory lane, featuring the crooning, mildly acting, planet-walking legend, Pinocchio.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Ron Clements interaction thingy.
- Pregnant bartenders should use the restroom first.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or tongue, leg, neck, viral, or knee disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experience.
- Bumping may occur.
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