Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain Kirk Revisited attraction during repairs
Captain Kirk Revisited
December 16, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Relive the original Captain Kirk attraction in all it's videotaped awesomeness! You will be lambasted by this moving spectacular, featuring the healing, puppet-leading, moon-erupting legend, Eeyore.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that doesn't involve architects.
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant fathers can ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness or social, elbow, stomach, liver, familial, or nasal problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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