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Above: Mater's beautician-frightening photo of Captain Jacko Tribute
Captain Jacko Tribute
February 5, 1979
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Relive the classic Captain Jacko ride in all it's grainy amazement! You will be lambasted by this nostalgic travesty, featuring the singing, self-grabbing, moon-decaying legend, Tom.
- Guests stuck with appropriate roses should be forwarned that this ride exits into a souvenier shop.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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