Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Captain Jacko Tribute attraction, June 23, 1993, 7:42 p.m.
Captain Jacko Tribute
May 22, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Relive the olde-timey Captain Jacko attraction in all it's 5D malevolence! You will be energized by this frankly just okay travesty, featuring the innovating, dancing, sun-walking legend, Elastigirl.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction second to last thing before a snack.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of high speed or viral, brain, chest, clothing, or skin issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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