Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain Jacko Tribute attraction at park closing
Captain Jacko Tribute
September 1, 1963
Avg. queue length:
486 guest lengths
Relive the once lost Captain Jacko attraction in all it's 5D joy! You will be delighted by this nostalgic sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the crowd pleasing, pop-kinging, moon-embellishing legend, Walt Disney.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- You must be at least as large as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, unstylish haircuts, or fingernail, hair, cardiac, or lung issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Above this attraction can be found the hidden cast members-only Guild 67 clubhouse -- the only place in the area where porthole is forbidden.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.