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The Captain Jacko Revisited attraction at midday
Captain Jacko Revisited
April 19, 1965
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Relive the olde-timey Captain Jacko attraction in all it's pop-tacular nostalgia-tude! You will be youthified by this moving sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the crooning, puppet-leading, turntable-walking legend, Steve Jobs.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to misplaced hair bands.
- Unborn infants should run away.
- Attraction may be too startling for very young adults.
- This attraction closes at random.
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