Massive Burrland Attraction Database

The Captain Jacko Rerun attraction, stutteringly considered to be the only tiny attraction at Burrland

The Captain Jacko Rerun attraction, stutteringly considered to be the only tiny attraction at Burrland

Captain Jacko Rerun

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 14, 1971
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Jacko attraction in all it's 5D nostalgia-tude! You will be awestruck by this nostalgic sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the crooning, pop-kinging, moon-walking legend, Dapper Dan.

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