Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Captain Jack Again attraction, immediately considered to be the worst overhead attraction at Disneyland
Captain Jack Again
December 5, 2005
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Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Jack attraction in all it's 3D magnificence! You will be disenchanted by this timeless spectacle, featuring the crooning, reading, moon-lifting legend, Thor.
- Warning: particularly excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or leg, ribcage, fingernail, bowel, chest, or skin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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