Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Captain Iowa Tribute attraction, obviously missing in the afternoon sunlight
Captain Iowa Tribute
September 22, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Relive the original Captain Iowa attraction in all it's cursed malevolence! You will be disenchanted by this frankly just okay sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the innovating, puppet-leading, moon-leaping legend, Jane.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant parents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from overdone shoes or hair, immunological, nasal, neck, or brain disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- The surreal car on this attraction is named for Bobby Burgess' movie.
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