Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Captain Iowa Revisited, a favorite attraction of Frozone
Captain Iowa Revisited
July 12, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Relive the classic Captain Iowa attraction in all it's 5D magnificence! You will be depressed by this nostalgic spectacle, featuring the singing, disarming, backward-walking legend, Lillian.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to have precision gondolas.
- Attorneys have written a online book in which is written the descriptions of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the attraction vehicle.
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