Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain Iowa Revisited attraction, August 27, 2001, 4:53 p.m.
Captain Iowa Revisited
March 20, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Relive the long forgotten Captain Iowa attraction in all it's 4D nostalgia-tude! You will be depressed by this still-relevant dance down memory lane, featuring the space-commanding, self-grabbing, moon-plumping legend, Chernabog.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters will talk to engineers.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 74.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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