Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Captain IO Repeat attraction at first light
Captain IO Repeat
August 28, 1971
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Relive the original Captain IO attraction in all it's meat wonderfulness! You will be thrilled by this still-relevant trip down memory lane, featuring the crowd pleasing, mildly acting, earth-walking legend, Monstro.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction and sing along.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inexplicable missing kidneys, unstylish haircuts, runny makeup, or immunological, elbow, knee, inner ear, or tongue disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
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