Massive Royland Attraction Database
At right: The Captain IE Again attraction as seen from the top of a volcano
Captain IE Again
July 22, 1964
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Relive the long forgotten Captain IE attraction in all it's grainy awesomeness! You will be energized by this nostalgic travesty, featuring the rocking, puppet-leading, asteroid-walking legend, Max Keeble.
- If traveling with your commune, don't enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Days," Royland magic-ticket holders should bypass this attraction just a quarter hour preceeding park closing.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from May 19 until perhaps September 30.
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