Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Captain IA Rerun, a favorite attraction of Tom
Captain IA Rerun
September 24, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Relive the wrongfully closed Captain IA attraction in all it's pop-tacular malevolence! You will be depressed by this nostalgic travesty, featuring the crowd pleasing, swoon-making, moon-swinging legend, Columbia.
- Warning: just before spring break, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something calmer.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed meet-and-greet place.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from skin, brain, chest, lycanthropic, familial, or fingernail complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and legs within the cast members at appropriate times.
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